HOLY SHIT moths are stupid!
All I want to do is sit on the couch and watch the history channel. But no…
I spent ten minutes trying to get a moth out of my shirt without hurting it. This is exactly what happened:
Moth (Cartman voice): I’m an effing retard! Hey look! Boobs! Let me fly at them!
I then proceed to try get the moth out.
Moth: I’m a moth and I’m just going to fly around under your shirt and evade detection just to PISS YOU OFF!
But me, being the tolerant person i am, try to ignore the sensation of being chest raped by a moth, and try to flick it out, and leave the poor challenged thing unharmed…
Moth: Hey! Look! A face! Let’s see how many times I can fly at it! And make you swat at thin air like an effing retard!
After about a minute of this, my usually calm and accepting nature was wearing thin. So do you want to know what I did? I’ll tell you what I did. I squashed the shit out of that winged buffoon.
That'll teach it
Moths: they piss me off.
I spent ten minutes trying to get a moth out of my shirt without hurting it. This is exactly what happened:
Moth (Cartman voice): I’m an effing retard! Hey look! Boobs! Let me fly at them!
I then proceed to try get the moth out.
Moth: I’m a moth and I’m just going to fly around under your shirt and evade detection just to PISS YOU OFF!
But me, being the tolerant person i am, try to ignore the sensation of being chest raped by a moth, and try to flick it out, and leave the poor challenged thing unharmed…
Moth: Hey! Look! A face! Let’s see how many times I can fly at it! And make you swat at thin air like an effing retard!
After about a minute of this, my usually calm and accepting nature was wearing thin. So do you want to know what I did? I’ll tell you what I did. I squashed the shit out of that winged buffoon.
That'll teach it
Moths: they piss me off.
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