Robert Downey Junior (on phone to pregnant wife): Honey, I had such a WEIRD dream! For some reason I decided to star in this RIDICULOUS movie where that dude from The Hangover ruins my life by being DISGUSTING AND ANNOYING! There was even a terrifyingly DISTURBING masturbating dog!
Wife: Actually, that did happen.
Robert Downey Junior: Well, there goes my career.
The end.
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