That STUPID Nivea advert
For those of you that don't know what I'm talking about, or who simply can’t decide which Nivea ad is the most stupid, let me refresh your memory.
Chick: Hey, honey! I'm an insecure but also extremely smug little bitch so I'm going to make you choose your favourite part of my body! Is it my legs? My ass? Something else a male might find attractive?
Dude: No... It’s your armpit... (lovingly caressing her armpit)
WHAT THE SHIT! It’s like really? Is this actually what the world has come to? I mean come on! Is it going to be a new trend? Show off your shoulders, cleavage, back and armpits? I have officially lost all faith in humanity.
Chick: Hey, honey! I'm an insecure but also extremely smug little bitch so I'm going to make you choose your favourite part of my body! Is it my legs? My ass? Something else a male might find attractive?
Dude: No... It’s your armpit... (lovingly caressing her armpit)
WHAT THE SHIT! It’s like really? Is this actually what the world has come to? I mean come on! Is it going to be a new trend? Show off your shoulders, cleavage, back and armpits? I have officially lost all faith in humanity.
IT PISSES ME OFF!
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