Talk about waking up on the wrong side of the bed…
Not literally, because if I did that then I’d just knock headfirst into a wall, but obviously I’m not being literal, so pipe down.
So firstly, I’d like to point out that this morning actually started with me being unable to sleep until 6am, which probably contributes to the bad mood... but you see me being the silly optimistic fool that I am, I was under the impression that I might be able to sleep well into this afternoon, seeing as I’m away on holiday and all... I was mistaken.
So first of all, I was awoken in a panic by: -siren- “ATTENTION! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! PLEASE VACATE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY!!” So I’m like “OH HOLY SHIT I’M GOING TO DIE!!!!” Then after five minutes of panic and trying to wake up my family to save them I hear: “ATTENTION. THIS IS A DRILL. DO NOT VACATE THE PREMISES”. Well, thanks for that, mild heart attack, but I’m willing to forgive and forget, and try to get back to sleep.
So firstly, I’d like to point out that this morning actually started with me being unable to sleep until 6am, which probably contributes to the bad mood... but you see me being the silly optimistic fool that I am, I was under the impression that I might be able to sleep well into this afternoon, seeing as I’m away on holiday and all... I was mistaken.
So first of all, I was awoken in a panic by: -siren- “ATTENTION! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! PLEASE VACATE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY!!” So I’m like “OH HOLY SHIT I’M GOING TO DIE!!!!” Then after five minutes of panic and trying to wake up my family to save them I hear: “ATTENTION. THIS IS A DRILL. DO NOT VACATE THE PREMISES”. Well, thanks for that, mild heart attack, but I’m willing to forgive and forget, and try to get back to sleep.
But no, someone decided that the guests of the hotel would absolutely love to be kept awake by the sound of a MECHANICAL DRILL THAT NEVER STOPS! You guys are brilliant, thanks for the amazing customer service.
Then, and along with this id also like to dedicate the worlds biggest idiot douchebag award, is the cleaning lady who thought it was necessary to stand at the door for hours on end, knocking and shouting "room cleaning!"..... "YO! YOU STUPD IDIOT! If we didn’t answer after the 39th knock we're *probably* not here! So here's some advice: GO AWAY!"... So finally, after about the 97th knock, she leaves... or so I thought.... no.... five minutes later SHE COMES BACK!!! It’s like really? Were u dropped on your head as a baby? Out of a 5 story building? Repeatedly? Well that STILL doesn’t explain why you’re so stupid!
THEN, no sooner have I put my head back on the pillow, than another knock comes, followed by “BONJOURNO!" Already, I just knew there was going to be trouble.... and it was some douchebag wanting to check the fire alarm.... like.... WTF? DOES THE UNIVERSE NOT KNOW THAT IM TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
AND THEN, my wonderful parents decided to make falling back asleep even more impossible by COMPLAINING ABOUT THE NOISE AT THE TOP OF THEIR VOICES... yeah its annoying, but complain about it quietly so I DON’T HAVE TO ENDURE IT!!
So my conclusion is that the entire universe is conspiring against me to make sure I have the worst morning ever, and to put me in a really bad mood, well they succeeded: I’m pissed off
Then, and along with this id also like to dedicate the worlds biggest idiot douchebag award, is the cleaning lady who thought it was necessary to stand at the door for hours on end, knocking and shouting "room cleaning!"..... "YO! YOU STUPD IDIOT! If we didn’t answer after the 39th knock we're *probably* not here! So here's some advice: GO AWAY!"... So finally, after about the 97th knock, she leaves... or so I thought.... no.... five minutes later SHE COMES BACK!!! It’s like really? Were u dropped on your head as a baby? Out of a 5 story building? Repeatedly? Well that STILL doesn’t explain why you’re so stupid!
THEN, no sooner have I put my head back on the pillow, than another knock comes, followed by “BONJOURNO!" Already, I just knew there was going to be trouble.... and it was some douchebag wanting to check the fire alarm.... like.... WTF? DOES THE UNIVERSE NOT KNOW THAT IM TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
AND THEN, my wonderful parents decided to make falling back asleep even more impossible by COMPLAINING ABOUT THE NOISE AT THE TOP OF THEIR VOICES... yeah its annoying, but complain about it quietly so I DON’T HAVE TO ENDURE IT!!
So my conclusion is that the entire universe is conspiring against me to make sure I have the worst morning ever, and to put me in a really bad mood, well they succeeded: I’m pissed off
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