Abridged Script: He's Just Not That Into You

I’d like to point out that the movie "He's Just Not That into You", pisses me off.

Allow me to demonstrate:

Ginnifer Goodwin: “Guys suck! I’m so sure they’re into me but then they blow me off!"
Justin Long: "No, they're JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. If they were into you they’d tell you."
Me: "Wow I can’t believe someone had to write a book about that before people figured that out, but at least it sends good message."
Ginnifer Goodwin: "I have figured it out; you're in love with me!"
Justin Long: "You’re an epic fail. Didn’t I just tell you that if I liked you I would make it very clear?"
Ginnifer Goodwin: "Oh, now I get it! That makes sense, I'll move on with my life"
Me: "Wow! What an original movie. How liberating!"
Justin Long: "Hello, I’m here to declare my love for you!"
Ginnifer Goodwin: "Ummm, I thought you weren't that into me?"
Justin Long: "No I’m just a stereotypical male who doesn't know what he's feeling. I actually loved you all along!"
Ginnifer Goodwin: "But I thought the point of this movie was to teach woman to realise that we don’t have to spend hours dissecting what men say to us, and to stop trying so hard to get with men who clearly aren’t into us? Wouldn't the two of us ending up together totally contradict the last two hours?"
Justin Long: "Yes it would, but this is Hollywood; the two leads can’t possibly not end up together. Let’s get married and buy a horse"
-they do-
Me: "So this movie should actually be called: 'He just doesn't realise how into you he is'"

BAM! All the women in the audience now believe that when they are told “I’m not into you” they should try harder to make men realise how into them they actually are, and I’m stuck analysing hours and hours of male dialogue to find its hidden meaning. Thanks Hollywood.

Seriously, it pisses me off